so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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