Nicole vs. Life
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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