we have pet lesbian snakes
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
wanna go halves on a baby?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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