ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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