You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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