I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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