They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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