I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
