question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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