She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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