you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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