I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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