Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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