That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I currently don't understand fingers.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
