he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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