Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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