I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
and eventually we just all took our pants off
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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