DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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