Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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