READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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