If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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