Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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