You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the day after is always just damage control
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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