do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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