After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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