so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just pynch a tree in the face
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Everclear isn't food dammit
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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