Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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