Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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