How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I had to cum in my sink.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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