One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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