I've blown a few things in my day
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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