I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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