Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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