I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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