she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
