I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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