I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
