Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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