Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
