I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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