We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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