but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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