yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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