THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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