before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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