You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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