yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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