problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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