We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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