You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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