True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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