it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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