so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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