If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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