So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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