well I can't set my house on fire every night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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